When to Realise that you are an Ogame Addict..

when to Realise that you are an Ogame Addict??..
well here it go:P

1- When Refreshing your overview every few seconds to see the resources increasing.

2- When Refreshing your overview, checking the time left for your fleet to land though you realize that the last refresh was few seconds ago.

3- When you spam the hof board with two to three hofs per day.

4- When you wake up at 3 am in the morning in a state of Paranoia to check if you forgot to fleetsave although you did.

5- When you dream of planets and moons every time you go to bed, and actually Ogame while in dreamland too:P.

6- When you Go crazy when ISP screws you:D(happens to me all the time lol).

7- When you Eat thinking of ogame, have sex thinking of ogame (yup, you will last longer;) ). Sleep thinking of ogame, and during class... instead of taking notes you will find yourself writing down evil plans to go up in ranks.

8- Start composing Poems to express your love for ogame instead of writing them for your Ugly nagging wife or your Retarded GF.

9- When Invo thinks he can wipe out the entire SF fleets all by himself..... oh wait this is no addiction..... THIS IS SPARTA.

10- When you cut classes in college since they interrupt with the landing times of your fleet..

11- When you come back running from school or college inorder not to miss your landing time..

12- When you by pass all laws of driving just to catch up with the time of your landing fleet...

13- When you call your work saying that you are Sick today(but the truth is that you have a big hit coming and you dont want to miss that).

15- When you miss your wife's or Gf's anniversary (fleets are much more important anyways, i have put lots of hard work more thani did or ever will in my wife or gf).

16- When you keep a weekly full maintainance of your Pc or laptop inorder to avoid any chanced of Window's crash. ( >.> <.< i do that by the way... Shhhh dont tell anyone:P).

17- When you start messing with Lyrics to fit with ogame

such as: Spaceman Came Travelling - Chris De Burgh


Iron man came travelling with his ships from afar...

it was two hours flights since his mission did start

at oldman's planet he halted his crafts.

and he screwed the fleets, yet he felt like and angel.

Then invo spoke, he said do not fear,

i got AK behind me, safety i feel,

but he followed a light and came down to a shed.

A bright light of silver glared above invo's head,

it was Iron man's Iron fist swung onto invo's head,

And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air...

This lovely music went trembling through the ground

And many were wakened on hearing that sound,

And just before dawn at the paling of the sky,

Iron man returned and said now I must fly,

When two weeks of your time has gone by

This song will begin once again, to Invo's cry.


oh well see how addicted i am:P

here is a link to the original lyrics... if you are not familiar with the song..

http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Chris-De-Burgh/A-Spaceman-Came-Travelling.html

well hope you guys enjoy this thread...
and hope there are still more coming..

ogame addiction?, i think it doesn't exist, i'd never, ever get addicted to such crack........

/me checks overview while df watching invo........

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haha this thread really amused me ehm.. most excellent I meant.

No. 7 - LOL I wld do that all the time, only during work really (last yr - supervising kids, whilst they did homework etc. so peace and quiet, I wld daydream haha. / Plot where wld be the best place to colonise my planets for total uni domination. Hardly happens at all atm, not obbsessed at all - have a great combination going of life and ogame

2/4/10/11/12/16 (just common sense)

I'd say 7 but only half of it is true.... im not saying which half either.

Do i need them all or just a few cos I think I might need some help.

SON OF A BITCH!

I manage about 130 desktop computers, 10 servers and we have about 6 laptops that we use to rent out for our Audio Visual department.

Yesterday, I forgot to bring my laptop home with me. (Lucky for me, my wife has an extra one @ home to use.) After dinner, I immediately start re-configuring the laptop with Firefox and the latest FoxGame add-on. I see that system of a down w/ TESLA is near and he has a about about 300k of crystal on his planet and go for the attack. I stay up until almost midnight watching the Monday night football game that the Wathsington Redskins win!

I nail system of a down and I get the best feeling when he is responding with his threats. See below.

system of a down [1:49:8] lol rats space onesanswer
lol you are a other spacerat XD
system of a down [1:49:8] Re:crying laughing now...thanksanswer
AND DONT BE THE FEAR GUY "s"
09-18 16:56:35 system of a down [1:49:8] na just dummanswer
lol i no fear of you but you no fear me but u will cry from me i well destroy you all people
system of a down [1:49:8] no subjectanswer
lol :
have somme fun but u will cry in the end


(you will be destroy )

I finally go to sleep after 1/2 a 1/5 of Jim Beam Black bourbon and dream about having a fleet as big as Vland, Mafia, and Veteran so I can take out SOLDAT GHOST. But, first I am building a Nanite level 4 so I can make gravitron technology and have some killer Death Stars. I am planning a SpaceFed & P1R4T3S get together and we all play golf and share O-game stores of pillage, plunder and ship wrecking.

No, I am not addicted. I am just in denial, but this band of brothers keeping me sane in this insane world we live in, so it is ok.

18-You find yourself thinking in server time, or wearing a second watch set to server time, or in my case all the new staff keep asking me why the computers have a funny clock in the corner set a few hours out.
19- (other players, who cant be named due to current diplomatic status). you teach your wife/siblings/neighbour/cat how to fleetsave or to phone you if they see funny red writing on the screen. (be carefeul said wife/sibling/neighbour/cat is not sick of your obscessive gaming and deletes your account out of spite. (note to nubes.... if proven this behaviour can lead to a ban, but dont worry, ak rules and invo seem to escape this one every time......)
(disclamer...spacefed does not condone rule breaking of any nature)
Unless you can get away with it

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2- When Refreshing your overview, checking the time left for your fleet to land though you realize that the last refresh was few seconds ago.

I got this one.

3- When you spam the hof board with two to three hofs per day.

I got this one, or used to have.

6- When you Go crazy when ISP screws you:D(happens to me all the time lol).

I got this one. Infact I have a backup modem connection for such cases.

11- When you come back running from school or college inorder not to miss your landing time..

I got this one when I get back from work.

16- When you keep a weekly full maintainance of your Pc or laptop inorder to avoid any chanced of Window's crash. ( >.> <.< i do that by the way... Shhhh dont tell anyone:P).

I got this one.

Plus I got:

20- I say to myself "This week I'll go pure mining, I don't have time to play, so I FS he big part of my fleet and leave coming back on daily basis my cargo fleet, along with a small escort (1.000 Battlecruisers, 500 Bombers, 200 Destroyers) just in case...

21- When your CR thread is so big that just opening it mess up the forums.

Most Replied Topics CR (U18) - Mafia (427)
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22- When you learn a full programming language (FileMaker Pro) just to create yourself a dynamic database to analyze your fleet.

23- When you got your fleet stored in a note in your mobile phone, just in case you need to look at it.

nice new stuff:D

24- instead of typing your email address to log to msn... you will find yourself typing ogame.org@hotmail.com >.>(God knows how much i Go through that:P)

25- well you keep coming back to Ogame every time you decide to quit.

26- play up to 6 or 8 accounts and you manage to survive in each and every universe you play (18, 24, 23, 25,26, 27,32) i am crazy i know. i quit most of them now stuck with only two >.<

27- When you pay real money to host a Forum for your own clan. i think mafia and Vland do that?... well its so kind of you;)

28- feel orgasmic when you see some fleet worth to crash:P (I will let Veteran explain this one :D)

29- when you threaten your ISP that you will file a Lawsuit for having connection trouble (lord knows i was going to that)

this one is the funniest made me lool for about an hour

30-

Originally posted by Ak Rules

and dont worry i will make sure to make the feds pay for that
even know u didnt loose anything

i guess its too late to save this poor soul

28- feel orgasmic when you see some fleet worth to crash:P (I will let Veteran explain this one :D

The correct vernacular is O-Gasmic

"Ogasm" def. the overwhelming physical/emotional sensation recieved when viewing a particular fleet, then hitting that fleet and when viewing the resulting CR. It can have (but not limited to) elements of pride, joy, excitement, satisfaction hysterical laughter and naked dancing.
It is often hightened if the enemy comes online and cannot escape (the longer the better eg Invo watched his destruction over 2 hours) or comes online to watch his fleet/df disappear before his eyes.

31- When you buy an internet capable mobile phone just so you can check your fleet in class.

32- when you look for assassins over the world to kill some dude at some far country.

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I was reading a site that displays the TV programs for the day:

13:00 GUIDA AL CAMPIONATO
14:00 GRAND PRIX G.P. GIAPPONE- MOTOGP (*)
15:00 GRAND PRIX - FUORI GIRI (*)
16:40 DOMENICA STADIO
17:50 STUDIO APERTO
18:13 METEO
18:15 CONTROCAMPO - ULTIMO MINUTO (*)

(*) means the program is not available on the satellite

My first thought was "Shit he's online".

LOL
Don't crash moto's

ROFL you have some serious problem mate:d Jk... till now its the most funniest ...