= Book of Quotes =
Cecco Angiolieri wrote:S'i fosse fuoco, arderei 'l mondo;
s'i fosse vento, lo tempestarei;
s'i fosse acqua, i' l'annegherei;
s'i fosse Dio, mandereil' en profondo;
s'i fosse papa, allor serei giocondo,
ché tutti cristiani imbrigarei;
s'i fosse 'mperator, ben lo farei;
a tutti tagliarei lo capo a tondo.
S'i fosse morte, andarei a mi' padre;
s'i fosse vita, non starei con lui;
similemente faria da mi' madre.
Si fosse Cecco com'i' sono e fui,
torrei le donne giovani e leggiadre:
le zoppe e vecchie lasserei altrui.
Cecco Angiolieri - "S'i fossi foco"
If I'd be the fire, I'd burn the world down.
If I'd be the wind, I'd storm it.
If I'd be water, I'd drown it.
If I'd be God, I'd send it to the abyss.
If I'd be pope, I'd be playful
Because all the Christians I'd manipulate,
If I'd be emperor, I'd do good,
And I'd behead everybody,
If I'd be death, I'd go to my father,
If I'd be life, I'd not be with him
The same I'd do with my mother.
If I'd be Cecco, like I am and was,
I'd take all young and beautiful women
and I'd leave to the others the crippled and the old ones.
Cecco Angiolieri - "If I'd be fire"
Ktosiu69 'Oblivion Forum' wrote:First they got rid of Capitals :
"hello there! how are you? fine? see you later then."
Then they threw in some abbreviations :
"hello there! how r u? fine? c u l8r then."
Now, they don't even bother with interpunction :
"hello there how r u fine c u l8r then"
What's next?! Spaces?! :
"hellotherehowrufinecul8rthen"
Bloody e-language...
Ktosiu69 "Oblivion Forum"
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