The Funny Story of Numbyk57

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There's a bit of story behind this it, after I started exterminating the CL players I found in my area, one of them, the highed ranked available in the area (Around 761th) started attacking me as retaliation, of course, being the Leader of Space Fed I didn't let him scare me out and yesterday, after he spent all day trying to get my res/ships (unsuccesfully since I was on fleetsave) the time has come for his pay back. I left some res on my planet, along with my small fleet, he picked up the bait and attacked with 54 Cruisers and 34 Battleships, I messaged him only once, to give him a chance and I wrote him something like "Recall."; of course he didn't accept to do that and wanted to show off so he messaged me:

08-26 23:42:15 numyk57 [x:xx:x] Re:no subjectanswer
it's just the rules you are attacking alliance nb then i'm doing this

He signed his Death Warrant.

I contacted a guy located in his home system, a Russian guy called Greenman and I proposed him a deal, a fleet to hit with his phalanx in exchange for a % on the DF, he offered me 30% of the debris of Numyk57's Fleet and I accepted

08-27 00:05:58 greenman [x:xx:x]

About your %

726.000 Metall 315.000 Crystall it will be all DF

I will get 500.000 Metall and 200.000 Crystal

You will get 226.000 Metall and 115.000 Crystal

Deal?

and straight after:

08-27 00:58:30 greenman [x:xxx:x] Re:Re:=)answer
He is ours =))
His fleet will be crashed after 3 sec when he will return, the fleetsave for him is impossible =)

Minutes later the 'Retaliation attack of Numbyk landed on my deserted planet for a *Nice* profit:

Attacker numyk57 (1:202:4)
Type Cruiser Battleship
Total 53 34
Weapons 720 1800
Shields 95 380
Armour 5130 11400

Defender Mafia (1:197:9)
destroyed

The attacker has won the battle!
He captured
287 metal, 106 crystal, and 16 deuterium

The attacker lost a total of 0 units.
The defender lost a total of 22000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 0 metal and 0 crystal.
8 Light Laser could be repaired.

Then I couldn't resist and I messaged the guy, while his fleet was on his way back about to be eaten by Greenman's Phalanx:

To my Dearest Enemy:

Greetings Enemy,

So tell me, how is your fleet doing? You know I thought it is distressing to have to fleetsave every night so I helped Greenman out relieving you of that burden, Rejoice! No more fleetsaving since tomorrow!

Good night

Attacker greenman
Weapons 110% Shields 110% Hull Plating 110%

Battleship .... 333

Defender numyk57
Weapons 80% Shields 90% Hull Plating 90%

S.Cargo .... 8
L.Cargo .... 3
H.Fighter .... 9
Cruiser .... 53
Battleship .... 34
Recy. .... 2
L.Laser .... 29
H.Laser .... 8
S.Dome .... 1

Never mess with Mafia.

Attacker greenman
Battleship .... 333

Defender numyk57
Destroyed


The Attacker has won the battle!
They capture
15'371 Metal, 4'620 Crystal and 51'492 Deuterium

The attacker has lost a total of 0 Units.
The defender has lost a total of 3'803'000 Units.
At these space coordinates now float 758'400 Metal and 339'900 Crystal.
The chance for a moon to be created is 10 %


And as a final gift, this morning I received this message:

08-27 12:13:53 numyk57 [x:xx:x] no subjectanswer
hi,
well if you sarcasm is low anought to state few things official then no problem.
nb are new be the people that are firts time playing this game. As you said this is a war game and i don't mind loosing me fleet this is just a game and I had a great party yesterday!!! it's sad that some people cannot enjoy life and are sitting all the time in the front of the PC in the weekend...
well till our fleets will meet again ( oh I'm sorry you cannot even do that)
Have a nice weekend

Nu

After which, all of a sudden, the CL's anger exploded and I've been victim of a Kamikaze Attack but one of their lesser members:

Attacker mirbi
Weapons 40% Shields 50% Hull Plating 70%

L.Fighter .... 1

Defender Mafia
Weapons 60% Shields 60% Hull Plating 50%

Cruiser .... 1
L.Laser .... 10


BANZAAAAAAI!

Attacker mirbi
Destroyed

Defender Mafia
Cruiser .... 1
L.Laser .... 10


The Defender has won the battle!

The attacker has lost a total of 4'000 Units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 Units.
At these space coordinates now float 900 Metal and 300 Crystal.

SpaceFed Customer's Feedback:

[17:36] SF - Dominator: lol man, that was some funny stuff on the board
) GG you're having all the fun!

[17:48] SF - Fast: ahahah that was good

[17:53] SF - Currta: Thats a good story lol

[19:00] Vlandmist: ahhahahah fantastico non so come ma li trovi tutti te